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3 inanimate objects walk into a bar. the bartender says "so what do you do?" so the first object says "I'm a taxi. I have the worst job, tons of people sit on me, sometimes people even puke on me!" so the second object says "that's nothing! i'm a toilet! people sit on me! they piss on me! some of them even **** and throw up on me!" so the third object says "man, you guys got it easy! i'm a penis. i live next to an asshole who's always leaving his **** all over the place. i get strangled and beaten by some guy i don't even know, sometimes multiple times a day. and on top of all that i randomly get suffocated with a bag over my head!"
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