View Full Version : Pockets


Jiggles
April 9th, 2012, 03:02 PM
I use my pockets to carry stuff, I find it convenient and free

massacremasses
April 9th, 2012, 03:03 PM
I use my butt.

TnNinjaGirl
April 9th, 2012, 03:03 PM
When I used to have to ride to Blockbuster to rent DVD's I would just stick them under my jacket in the back. The jacket is tight enough where it won't slip out. Helps with posture too.

Jiggles
April 9th, 2012, 03:04 PM
I use my butt.

Ah, the gay mans pocket

Jiggles
April 9th, 2012, 03:04 PM
When I used to have to ride to Blockbuster to rent DVD's I would just stick them under my jacket in the back. The jacket is tight enough where it won't slip out. Helps with posture too.

Sometimes I've gone to get subway and forgotten my backpack so I just shove the footlong down my jacket and hope it doesnt get too squished

massacremasses
April 9th, 2012, 03:14 PM
Ah, the gay mans pocket

Being Colombian and all I have had to use it to smuggle out condoms filled with cocaine ya know...

Jiggles
April 9th, 2012, 03:16 PM
You should get a strap on for your seat to help keep you in place for hard cornering and braking

massacremasses
April 9th, 2012, 03:20 PM
na im just gonna get this

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_05/sp_0511_15_m4.jpg?width=200


http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153051/flexi-grips

Jiggles
April 9th, 2012, 03:30 PM
Ah good choice, I've always wanted a way to combine my love of motorcycles and sodomy. If I was on this I definitely wouldn't have broken my leg

massacremasses
April 9th, 2012, 03:31 PM
yeah really makes you one with the bike...

Jiggles
April 9th, 2012, 03:32 PM
I hope Alex is enjoying the first thread in his new forum

Mocha Man
April 9th, 2012, 03:54 PM
I call UPS. Brown does a lot for me...

Kevin2109
April 9th, 2012, 03:56 PM
Sometimes I've gone to get subway and forgotten my backpack so I just shove the footlong down my jacket and hope it doesnt get too squished


THIS is how I get fast food in drive throughs lol


You should get a strap on for your seat to help keep you in place for hard cornering and braking

Bwahahaha new advantage for track! :rolleyes:

massacremasses
April 9th, 2012, 04:33 PM
IT HURTS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


jk

codestp202
April 10th, 2012, 01:43 PM
IT HURTS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD


jk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D:D:D:eek:

mustang5.0
April 10th, 2012, 01:55 PM
i do miss jeans with 40oz+ pocket size

CC Cowboy
April 10th, 2012, 01:59 PM
Being Colombian and all I have had to use it to smuggle out condoms filled with cocaine ya know...


Probably kilos

Jiggles
April 10th, 2012, 02:00 PM
i do miss jeans with 40oz+ pocket size

I remember a commercial where a guy pulls a 12 pack of coke cans out of his pocket. I was like :eek:

Boom King
April 10th, 2012, 02:03 PM
I use my butt.

Do you wear your jeans backwards for easier access?

http://hungryhealthyhappy.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/kris-kross-jump.jpg

massacremasses
April 10th, 2012, 02:21 PM
yes yes i do.


I WEAR SKINNY JEANS THO YO

mustang5.0
April 10th, 2012, 02:47 PM
I remember a commercial where a guy pulls a 12 pack of coke cans out of his pocket. I was like :eek:


you could fit 4 40's in jnco... but if u need 4 forties in a night, ya might have an issue that pockets wont help

butt yes pockets

gfloyd2002
April 11th, 2012, 04:53 AM
Hate to ruin a perfectly good thread about sodomy with useful information, but I totally use my gear pockets for cargo space. My Roadcrafter has 10 pockets in it. Really takes away the need for a tank bag or backpack in most cases . . .

adouglas
April 11th, 2012, 05:35 AM
Back on-topic.

I stuff things in my cheeks. (No, not those cheeks, the other ones.)

Hey, I'm inspired by squirrels. So sue me.

akima
April 11th, 2012, 02:16 PM
* Takes a moment to look around at this new sub-forum *

I avoid putting anything bulky in my pockets as I figure they could injure me quite badly if I crashed.

Mountain Dew
April 11th, 2012, 02:24 PM
Normally when I get fast food or a small amount of stuff from a gas station, I'll get a bag and hang it from my bar or mirror.

I could do that with the ninja, but with my current bike, I can't do that, because the bag will touch the headers and melt :3

Mountain Dew
April 11th, 2012, 02:52 PM
Until it melts a hole in the bad. I lost four spark plugs like that the other day.

Jiggles
April 11th, 2012, 03:07 PM
* Takes a moment to look around at this new sub-forum *

I avoid putting anything bulky in my pockets as I figure they could injure me quite badly if I crashed.

Keys would be bad haha

Jiggles
April 11th, 2012, 03:33 PM
I had keys in my pocket when I crashed but I landed on the other side on my phones. Either way, probably wouldn't have felt it compared to the broken leg

THE BIG SITT
April 11th, 2012, 04:58 PM
you would have felt it if it was a rocket launcher that went off in the crash.

17978

THE BIG SITT
April 11th, 2012, 05:00 PM
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Why a V8? And I'd like to see it actually turn at a decent speed.

adouglas
April 11th, 2012, 07:34 PM
Why a V8?

If you're asking that question you're not clear on the concept of American Excess.

They used a V8 because they could. It doesn't have to make sense.

gfloyd2002
April 11th, 2012, 07:35 PM
I avoid putting anything bulky in my pockets as I figure they could injure me quite badly if I crashed.

My wallet is so full of fat stacks that is only adds to my impact protection.

CZroe
April 14th, 2012, 12:23 AM
I have WAY too many pockets when I put on the textile layer of my Tourmaster Flex jacket. When I go back to mesh for the summer, I usually find things I've been missing all Fall/Winter/Spring!

leed
April 16th, 2012, 11:17 PM
I think I have a total of 7 pockets in one of my pairs of riding pants (kevlar lined). I only use maybe 2 max while riding? Garage opener in an itty bitty pocket, and if I am not carrying a backpack, my wallet. Phone goes in my inner chest pocket. I try not to carry keys, and will latch them underneath the rear pillion!