View Full Version : Drag-o-trainer™ Learn to drag knees easy!


EthioKnight
July 8th, 2012, 03:49 PM
Drag-o-trainer™, a revolutionary new product from the good folks at EthioKnight & Co., that will make the hard and often dangerous journey of acquiring the "knee dragging" skill, a walk in the park, or more correctly, a cushioned roll on wheels!
Employing advanced engineering, the latest in super-light plastics, plush cushioning and an ultra-strength composite inner core, the Drag-o-trainer™ will have you dragging knees like the best of them, in no time! Designed with safety as a priority, racing enthusiasts will no longer have to risk their lives, limbs or bikes to scrape their knees and acquire supreme cornering skills.
Here are some pictures of our beloved and highly successful C.E.O., Sir EthioKnight, taking a prototype for a roll.

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7928/20120708572.jpg

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The Drag-o-trainer™ will hit shelves in major sporting-goods shops shortly, so hold on to your wallets!

loz944
July 8th, 2012, 04:17 PM
:thewave:

Damn why didn't I think of that

Just one question is the mohawk a compulsory part of safety equipment ?

alex.s
July 8th, 2012, 04:57 PM
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544450_395286007196309_1618095996_n.jpg

CZroe
July 8th, 2012, 05:00 PM
Attached.

EthioKnight
July 8th, 2012, 10:34 PM
Just one question is the mohawk a compulsory part of safety equipment ?
Oh! Definitely yes!It increases visibility and can act as a "suspension" to dampen the force of impact if you fall and land on your head ;)

EthioKnight
July 8th, 2012, 10:36 PM
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544450_395286007196309_1618095996_n.jpg

schweeet! would love to see the chicken strips on those tires... or lack thereof :thumbup:

tooblekain
July 8th, 2012, 11:19 PM
schweeet! would love to see the chicken strips on those tires... or lack thereof :thumbup:

They'll be big enough to feed a family of 4 :D

choneofakind
July 9th, 2012, 05:16 AM
this still cracks me up! I wish I had done this!
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Klondike1020
July 9th, 2012, 08:50 AM
Lol freaks

Snake
July 9th, 2012, 09:18 AM
Kool pics.

Robinhood
July 9th, 2012, 11:10 AM
Just received my demo prototype in red. It won't replace the track, but it's a great supplementary tool. Thanks for letting me be a tester, EthioKnight!

Assmebled
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/Javin028/photo-33.png
Adjusting suspension preload and sag
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/Javin028/photo-32.png
Mounting up
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/Javin028/photo-34.png
Got that knee down!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/Javin028/photo-31.png
Spilled, trying to get an elbow down
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/Javin028/photo-30.png

EthioKnight
July 9th, 2012, 11:36 AM
LOL Robinhood, great freaking pics bro! Love that you loved our product ;)