Pretty sure this needs to happen.

Ideas?

This is the idea, stop sucking at this

f-x8t0JOnVw

I can corner faster than super sports.

Pretty sure this needs to happen.

Ideas?

speak engrish?

I don't need boots.

What u looking at .. We are like this only..

Oh this? It's a 600.

> How many CC's is your bike?

It's a ninja.

'Speed' off.

My penis is 4 inches.

I wanna get a liter bike...

she is so nimble

Even with the nitrous it's not as fast as a 600. Is there a turbo kit?

i beat on her...legally. :o

gotta revs the balls outta it

The tires suck :rolleyes:

I get better gas mileage than your 600.

My insurance is cheaper than your 600.

"no, it's actually a 250"

"Green/blue/red is the fastest" coz everyone knows black is the fastest :p

"how can I get more power from this, my friend on his 600 always whoops my ass"

How can I get a sexy wider tire? :cool:


and conversely,

You'll lose flick-ability with a wider tire!!! :eek:

All in response to other things people have said:
"thanks"
"i know right!"
"100MPH. I've only done that speed twice."
"don't be mean!"
"nope - it's the 250CC ninja"
"NOT A SCOOTER!"
"no way! green is faster"
"only once. I took a corner to fast. :S "

Things I've proclaimed to others:
"I can't imagine getting a bigger bike than this: she flies!"
"It's really fun"
"It's probably best to start with a 2fiddy instead of a 600."

Pretty sure this needs to happen.

Ideas?

Sooooo.... How does this belong in the Videos section? :confused:

"Yeah I've been riding for a couple months, I'm about to upgrade to a gsxr 1000( R6, R1, other supersport)"

"I'm bored of my 250."

"I need something with more power for the highway"...:rolleyes:

*I could only afford insurance for a 250

*Straight line speed is for suckers

*Who needs a passenger anyways

*its a good commuter

*no I do not want to race you to the next light

*I wear gear because crashing at 1xx km/h on a 250 is not much different than your 600

*I bought a 250 because I didn't need to compensate

"It's fine on the highway, you just need to downshift"

"I want a bigger rear tire to help highway stability"...

This is what we are tryin to accomplish

FFhjDX-DUew

"If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it."

I'm the only one that says that!

"I kept up with everyone just fine!"

I'm the only one that says that!

I've heard things to the same effect :D

****ing 600s

****ing liter bikes

****ing Harley's

Looool slow ass cbr250

How can I make this thing sound like a 600??

My bike sounds like a f***ing lawnmower!

This slip-on really makes my bike sound bigger!

"yes....the back tire looks the same and the front"

It's twice the CC's as my 125.

I will never upgrade to a bigger displacement motorcycle

"it's not a girl's bike!!!!"

meh, there's not enough good ones to make a video out of

FU, I have a Goldwing and a Harley, the Ninja is a sweet bike so suck it.

Nothing funnier than roll'n up at a Harley event on my Ninja wearing a Harley t-shirt, f*** em, rofl. Er, ok, my Harley was in the shop...

BTW, I died at that event

wur u the guy that got his shoe laces stuck in the chain and died at 2mph cuz u didnt wear a helmet?

er, Harleys don't have chains, they have belts, and so what if I got my laces stuck in the "belt", I looked kool doing it! er, I forgot to cinch up my helmet, I was looking at this hot chick....

"DAMN you so sexyyyY"

er, Harleys don't have chains, they have belts, and so what if I got my laces stuck in the "belt", I looked kool doing it! er, I forgot to cinch up my helmet, I was looking at this hot chick....

Real bikes don't have chains?

"oh no you dont have fairings?!"....

"yeah, those are the tires they put on the ninja"

"jus keep unbolting and cutting until the motor falls out"

Oh you got something bigger than a ninjette?
Have fun crashing.

When I crash my 250 I'm definitely getting a 600 SS afterwards because I'll have enough experience by then.

When I crash my 250 I'm definitely getting a 600 SS afterwards because I'll have enough experience by then.

Ya? Is that what people say?

"you don't want to start off on a 600cc bike!!! That's stupid you'll get yourself killed"
"you've been riding a ninja 250 for just six months and you're wanting to 'upgrade' to a 600? That's stupid you'll get yourself killed"
"you think you've outgrown a ninja after a year? If you think you've outgrown the ninja you obviously don't know how to ride it properly, you'll probably want to buy a 600cc you'll get yourself killed"

Ya? Is that what people say?

How else will someone get an R6 and have the feeling of having large testicles.

Mo' cee-cee's for dat highway passing powah.

When I crash my 250 I'm definitely getting a 600 SS afterwards because I'll have enough experience by then.

Ya a 600 SS bro. Fo realz niggz. Fo realz. By then you'll have enough experience by then. Yea, by then bro. He can see the future. I'm surprised you haven't crashed yet $h1t for brainz

you took a wrench to your ninja outside the realm of maintance?!?!omgomgomgbbq!

Ya a 600 SS bro. Fo realz niggz. Fo realz. By then you'll have enough experience by then. Yea, by then bro. He can see the future. I'm surprised you haven't crashed yet $h1t for brainz

TOS violation much?

I had a sportster, then and old 850, then a 600, now i got this.

Chris is on a break. We wish him well.

Chris is on a break. We wish him well.

he got banned? or...:confused:

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alex...your killing me. i cant interprate your humor over the internets...you are a man of riddles
whats does survey say about it,..

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I've always wanted to do that!!

I can't wait til the 250RR comes out. ...it's coming

I'm moving to London because I like the weather

I'm moving to London because I like the weather

ha ha!

My 250 scares me.
I wish this bike was slower.
My stock suspension is too firm.
I wish my motor revved higher during highway cruising.
I sync my carbs and adjust my valves after every ride.
My bike is too heavy.
My seat is too tall.......and on and on and on :)

"...yeah, but it's actually faster than MOST cars"

"..well yeah, but I get great gas mileage"

"I've raced a miata and WON"

I think I'm the only one guilty of that last one.:D

I'm just rich enough to ride a 2fiddy

"First gear is useful..."

Wait, I think I screwed up. Is it **** WE DO say or WE DON'T. We should make one of each.

"Because 'big bikes' are scary..."

Yes, I'm still a virgin.

I'm never going to sell my two fiddy :rolleyes:

"Carburetors have been around longer than EFI, so it has all the bugs worked out by now."

"Sure i could handle a bigger bike, but i don't want to sacrifice MPG, going green is the new cool"

"I like that it only goes around 95mph, keeps me out of trouble, kind of like a governor"

"The sh*tty range of the headlamps keeps me alert at night"

"if i get caught riding on the sidewalk i just tell the 5-0 its a scooter, they usually buy it"

"A really good sticker on this bike could actually increase HP if it was more wind resistant"

"yeah it gets a lot of attention in the parking lot from the larger cc bike riders,... mostly because everyone is waiting for the hot chick to saddle up on it, you can imagine their disapointment..."

"yeah it gets a lot of attention in the parking lot from the larger cc bike riders,... mostly because everyone is waiting for the hot chick to saddle up on it, you can imagine their disapointment..."

SO relevant.

"yeah it gets a lot of attention in the parking lot from the larger cc bike riders,... mostly because everyone is waiting for the hot chick to saddle up on it, you can imagine their disapointment..."

LOL

"At least no one will ever steal it".

It's pretty fast for a 250. For real.

"mine runs rich"
"mine runs lean"
"im gonna shim the carbs"
"how the hell do you clean carbs"
"cant i just seafoam it?"

"mine runs rich"
"mine runs lean"
"im gonna shim the carbs"
"how the hell do you clean carbs"
"cant i just seafoam it?"

U forgot "how do I use seafoam?"

Supersports are for n00bs

"WHAT! 90mph, wow! Officer you better get that radar gun checked, i'm pretty sure this thing can only go 75mph....down hill"

'My 250 is fast enough.'

*I could only afford insurance for a 250

*its a good commuter

Hey..those are true for me...

While at the track....

SS Rider: "Who's front is this"?
250 Rider: "That is my rear tire". :(

While at the track....

SS Rider: "Who's front is this"?
250 Rider: "That is my rear tire". :(

LOL.

Yesterday I was at Wendy's for lunch and woman came up to me and said "that's a pretty motorcycle". :eek: pretty? She also said "I don't like the noisy ones, yours is nice and quiet". Er, OK, thanks.

When's the second date?

While at the track....

SS Rider: "Who's front is this"?
250 Rider: "That is my rear tire". :(

Troof.

When's the second date?

She was nice looking :D, but I don't think my wife would approve.