Yo momma so ugly..................it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a fork.:confused30:

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Your moma's so blonde she stared at the orange juice because it said concentrate...

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Your mommas so dumb she made this commercial -
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Yo mamma's so FAT, you came home one day and said "man it's a little chilli outside" and she ran outside with a spoon!!!

Yo mamma`s so fat that before she farts she has to file an environmental impact study with the EPA.

Lets mix it up a little--

Yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop through a cheerio...

Yo momma so skinny she can hang-glide off a dorito...

(^^ don't flame if mine are terrible, this is what I used to say in like the third grade!!^^)

Yo momma's so dumb she thought black was the brightest crayon.

Btw... How stupid is Yo daddy? Why you always gotta pick on my Momma yo?

Yo momma's so fat the government determined she was too big to fail and is eligible for TARP funds.

(Stolen from somewhere else on this site...)

Yo mama's so big, she went swimming at the beach and Spain tried to claim her as The New World.

Yo momma's so dumb she thought black was the brightest crayon.

Btw... How stupid is Yo daddy? Why you always gotta pick on my Momma yo?

People get more defensive of their mothers. It's natural. Father's can defend themselves for all we care. ;)

Yo mama's so fat that when she plays hop-scotch she goes...California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas........

Yo mama so dumb she thought the YMCA was MACY's.

Yo mamma's so poor that the other day I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".

Your MOM is so thick that if you read it you'd learn a lot from it. :D

idk.. just made it up. Motorcycle Owners Manual.

Yo mama's so big, she laid out on the beach for some sun and Green Peace tried to tow her "back" into the ocean.

Yo Momma is sooooooo fat that when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy.

Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

The Circus called. They want to know if yo mama has an old pair of shorts she is not using any more... They need a new tent.

Your momma's so fat she sells shade.

Your momma's so ugly she walks out of every haunted house she goes to with a job application.

Your momma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Your momma's so fat, when she gets lost they have to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your momma's so hairy it looks like Don King is going to pop out and go "Only in America!"

Yo mama so fat, that when she took a dump... she had you.

Yo momma's breath smells so bad when she talks, her teeth duck.

Yo momma so ugly when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait"

Yo momma got a job at the airport sniffing luggage.

Yo momma's so dark- she went to night school and got marked absent.

yo mamas teeth are so yellow...i cant believe its not butter


a little whack..i know

yp mammas so ugly that the farmer tried to use her as a scare crow.

Yo momma's so fat, she's got as many chins as a Hong Kong telephone book.

Your momma is so fat when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.

Yo mama's so poor she has to take out a loan to pay attention.

Your mum so stupid.

... Video is better than words! "White Chicks" movie... mothers about 30 seconds

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You're momma is so fat, her blood type is rocky road!

Your mommas so fat, when she puts on her little black dress she looks like outerspace.
Your mommas so fat, if she were an inch shorter she would be round.

Yo momma's so fat, she stood at the street corner wearing yellow and kid's tried to board her to go to school.