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Jiggles
November 23rd, 2012, 12:02 AM
What would it be?

My iPhone 4s would be a gsxr 600, because every idiot has one

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200705/2006-suzuki-gsxr-600-21_460x0w.jpg

Post what your phone would be if it was a motorcycle and why. Repeats of phones or bikes are acceptable.

thurt88
November 23rd, 2012, 12:32 AM
My iPhone 5 would be a ninjette. Because everyone who don't have a gixxer 6 has a ninja 250/300

EsrTek
November 23rd, 2012, 12:54 AM
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Jiggles
November 23rd, 2012, 01:13 AM
^ must own a gixxer :lol:

5evenz
November 23rd, 2012, 01:46 AM
Old. sleek. and tough as S***. the thing still has buttons for christ sake.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAyG1ukWeYQc9YyYM3ki8eyupvquu5yrfFxukYM3GefAwYLN7s
http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery/BMW%20R100GS%20PD%2093%20Classic.jpg

psych0hans
November 23rd, 2012, 02:00 AM
What would it be?

My iPhone 4s would be a gsxr 600, because every idiot has one

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200705/2006-suzuki-gsxr-600-21_460x0w.jpg

Post what your phone would be if it was a motorcycle and why. Repeats of phones or bikes are acceptable.

So is my iPhone 4 an older model gixxer? :rolleyes:

p.s. gixxers look pretty hot... Not as hot as the R6 or Daytona 675 but hot nonetheless...

Jiggles
November 23rd, 2012, 08:41 AM
You tell me

TheDementedDrummer
November 23rd, 2012, 09:17 AM
HTC Sensation XE
I think Ducati 848 :D
http://0.tqn.com/d/motorcycles/1/0/E/B/0/-/ducati-848-evo-3-4-black.jpg

Jono
November 23rd, 2012, 09:46 AM
My ninja: 2006 LG Chocolate
Reason: Because they are both simple/clean/functional and come in red and white. And since my ninja started out red and turned white I had to find a phone offered in both colors. Haha.
http://cellphones.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/red-wine-lg-chocolate.jpg

My KLX: Sony XP3300 Force
Reason: Because the KLX and Sony can handle anything you throw at it.
http://cellphones.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Sonim-XP3300.jpg



If my cell phone was a motorcycle.

An electric powered pregen of course.
http://www.blogcdn.com/green.autoblog.com/media/2011/07/sensei.jpg

I have a Samsung Gophone.
http://images.frys.com/art/product/big_shots/6406032.big.jpg

It's simple and does everything I need it to. And it's cheap.

cuz
November 23rd, 2012, 11:31 AM
Nokia X3
http://static.clickbd.com/global/classified/item_img/517554_0_original.jpg

Mavizen TTX02
http://www.blueunplugged.com/blog/images/mavizen-motorbike-wifi122.jpg


cuong-nutz what u think...lol

CZroe
November 25th, 2012, 08:02 AM
http://www.ninjette.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=22041&stc=1&d=1353856070
A Sony Ericsson Xperia PLAY 4G converted to white instead of AT&T-exclusive Stealth Blue, which I got specifically so I can play all my classic Nintendo faves with a real controller. My cellphone as a motorcycle would have to be The Miyamotorcycle:
http://www.ninjette.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=22040&stc=1&d=1353855860
A) Stylus Antenna

B) DS Backrest TOUCH

C) Virtual Boy VR Goggles

D) Fluffy Green Turtle Shell 2p Plush Seat

E) Nunchuck Throttle Grip

F) Link’s Lantern Headlights

G) Mario Overalls Upholstered Denim 1p Crotch Cushion

H) Rear View Mirror Shield

I) NES Controller Nitrous Booster

J) Blooper Inky Oil Opponent Nullifier

K) NES Cartalytic Converter

L) Gamecube 2p “Oh ****!” Handle Grip

M) WiiMote Revver Waggle Wand

N) Tokyo, Japan “It’s A Mii!” License Plate

O) Arwing Laser/Pikmin Death Motivator

P) Pikmin-Fueled Front Wheel Drive

Q) DK Barrel-Ass Back Wheel Base

R) Wii Fit Pedal To The Metal

S) Warp Pipe All Terrain Tire

T) Chain Chomp Power Train

U) Select/Start (Select OD Setting) & (Start Engine)

V) Miyamotorcycle Custom Decal

W) Princess Peach’s No Frills Frilly Dress Mud Flaps
Do I win the thread?

Daks
November 29th, 2012, 09:26 PM
Samsung Intensity II

Mine would be like...a honda rebel...or maybe a pre-gen ninjette.
It's not a sleek smart phone, has no internet connection, has limited features but it can take a beating and will last me years, even after dropping it a bunch.

tuan3742
November 30th, 2012, 05:00 PM
My 300 would be like the HTC one X.

http://0.tqn.com/d/motorcycles/1/0/T/j/0/-/Kawasaki-Ninja-300-ii.jpg

http://www.htc.com/managed-assets/www/smartphones/htc-one-x/marquee-v3/slide-1-white.png

White and black, super slick, good product, but not many people have them.

Kevin2109
November 30th, 2012, 05:51 PM
The s1000rr would closest match my Samsung Galaxy S3

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1108/s1000rr20121of9.jpg (http://img829.imageshack.us/i/s1000rr20121of9.jpg/)


Because its fast, agile, and a ton of fun! :D

himynameisjoe
November 30th, 2012, 07:22 PM
So if that's the case my Galaxy S2 would be an older model s1000rr? Although that can't be true because I'm pretty sure BMW is pretty reliable and my phone is anything but...

Mine would be something Italian.

Heed
December 27th, 2012, 10:31 PM
http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/gsmlover4u/mobile%20solutions/droid-razr-maxx-hd.jpg


loud, american, bulky, heavier, fair amount of storage, big gas tank.


http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/t516/Ross203/3877290_2a9f81d2-373c-4f9b-9458-88ab8460f723.jpg

eww

CynicalC
December 30th, 2012, 05:40 PM
Old. sleek. and tough as S***. the thing still has buttons for christ sake.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAyG1ukWeYQc9YyYM3ki8eyupvquu5yrfFxukYM3GefAwYLN7s
http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery/BMW%20R100GS%20PD%2093%20Classic.jpg

The w810I is the reason I'd never own another sony ericsson.

DeviantTurtle
December 31st, 2012, 08:06 AM
Seems about right! :D

http://matthewjamestaylor.com/blog/apple-iphone-s-smashed.jpg

http://image.superstreetbike.com/f/features/15258587++w779/0903_sbkp_05_z+dude_for_a_day+wrecked_motorcycle.jpg

bfpower
December 31st, 2012, 09:29 AM
My iPhone 4 is a pregen 250 - I got it when it was really old because it was basically free, although I'm not happy that it's really small. Easy to use but lacks power.



My previous phone: Droid X2 = 1970 Bonneville - lots of aftermarket parts available, and people are customizing them into a phone so weird no one really wants it.

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=1188&pictureid=9947

Joshorilla
December 31st, 2012, 09:38 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2011/12/30/1325256615806/Motorola-Razr-XT910-005.jpg

Motorola Razr

I only brought it because it was half way decent, big screen and thin and I trust Motorola products and it does everything.

So I suppose maybe a g650gs

http://www.starbikers.it/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/650.jpg

250rr
January 7th, 2013, 08:58 AM
...if my cell phone was a motorcycle, I'd put it on vibrate and ride 5 times as much as I do now.

chrismlachcik
February 12th, 2013, 07:55 PM
What would it be?

My iPhone 4s would be a gsxr 600, because every idiot has one

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200705/2006-suzuki-gsxr-600-21_460x0w.jpg

Post what your phone would be if it was a motorcycle and why. Repeats of phones or bikes are acceptable.

youre soo awesome because you probably owned one. waaa.

GlassAnkles
February 14th, 2013, 11:49 AM
tracfone lg 500g, you have to fill it with minutes all the time so i would compare it to an early brammo electric motorcycle, those run out of juice at 50 miles :D

http://www.tracfone-orders.com/direct_images/tracfone/prodimages/full/TFLG500GP4DM.jpg

http://www.bsm-ev.de/fahrzeuge/bilder/e3_bilder/brammoenertiagreen.jpg

JusticeWH
February 14th, 2013, 12:21 PM
My Nokia Lumia 800

http://content.hwigroup.net/images/products/xl/130929.jpg

Would be a Honda CBR 600rr Repsol

http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20B/Honda%20CBR600RR%20Repsol%20%2013%20%201.jpg

Because it has everything I had ever wished for :D

Jiggles
February 14th, 2013, 01:03 PM
Wait till you see the 920!

JusticeWH
February 16th, 2013, 06:14 AM
That would be a Fireblade then :D But no... Too big for me :D Does not fit in my pocket :D
The 900 even was too big, otherwise I would have bought it... :(