BlueTyke
February 23rd, 2009, 10:12 AM
Be afraid. Be very afraid :eek:
So I was eatting some Dove chocolates. I just love the way they melt in your mouth. Well Dove puts these random little sayings on their wrappers. Some of them are insperational and cute so I have a small collection.
Anyway! So I am eatting this chocolate. Along comes some hiccups. Great so I swallow what chocolate was still melting deliciously in my mouth in order to take a few sips of water and try to burp the hiccups away. Ironically this normally works for me. It didn't this time. So I glare at my water cup and curse it's lack of function. Fine I'll hold my breath. While turning blue in the face I discover that this does not seem to work either. Great! I love hiccups. Love them to pieces! (Please note the sarcasim) So I decided since I had to 'scarf' my last piece I was going to have another. It's only fair right? Hehehe. So I open up this piece, all the while going Hickup...Hikcup... and feeling the tight spasim in my chest. I pick up the chocolate and examine the wrapper.
"Take 5 deep breaths" :shifty: You have got to be kidding me... Seriously?
Alright fine. The chocolate says do this, why not, I tried everything else... One... suck in.... hold a second, let it out.... Two, suck in.... hold a second, let it out.... Three..... Four..... Five.... And wouldn't you know it but the blasted hiccups stopped!
How is that for starting out your day huh?
Btw my chocolate now says "It's never to late for a fresh start" How am I supposed to take that one? :eek:
So I was eatting some Dove chocolates. I just love the way they melt in your mouth. Well Dove puts these random little sayings on their wrappers. Some of them are insperational and cute so I have a small collection.
Anyway! So I am eatting this chocolate. Along comes some hiccups. Great so I swallow what chocolate was still melting deliciously in my mouth in order to take a few sips of water and try to burp the hiccups away. Ironically this normally works for me. It didn't this time. So I glare at my water cup and curse it's lack of function. Fine I'll hold my breath. While turning blue in the face I discover that this does not seem to work either. Great! I love hiccups. Love them to pieces! (Please note the sarcasim) So I decided since I had to 'scarf' my last piece I was going to have another. It's only fair right? Hehehe. So I open up this piece, all the while going Hickup...Hikcup... and feeling the tight spasim in my chest. I pick up the chocolate and examine the wrapper.
"Take 5 deep breaths" :shifty: You have got to be kidding me... Seriously?
Alright fine. The chocolate says do this, why not, I tried everything else... One... suck in.... hold a second, let it out.... Two, suck in.... hold a second, let it out.... Three..... Four..... Five.... And wouldn't you know it but the blasted hiccups stopped!
How is that for starting out your day huh?
Btw my chocolate now says "It's never to late for a fresh start" How am I supposed to take that one? :eek: