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Originally Posted by akima
There's quite a few bootleg London tour DVDs out there. You run the risk of violating copyright law and facing huge fines. As tasty as fish & chips are, they are fatty and can lead to heart disease and the fish can contain high levels of mercury leading to mercury poisoning. Instead of those things may I suggest hiding in a corner and whimpering... quietly; so as to not attract the attention of potential assailants that may be hiding near by your place of residence.
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Wonderful advice. The Center for Disease Control has determined that an average of 72,850 head trauma injuries occur each year in the bathroom, that's why I always wear my motorcycle helmet in the shower. My hair gets washed once per month by my hair stylist.
Bill
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results each time.
Last futzed with by Ram Jet; May 11th, 2018 at 04:43 AM.
Reason: spelling
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