In real life I'm a pirate!
Just sold my fire truck a few months ago, it was one of those "hay I've never owned a fire truck...I should buy this thing!". It was fun for awhile but a pain to store so this pic was from the day I sold it.
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Lifes journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY ****..WHAT A RIDE!"