[ninjabrewer]

Can we have joke of the days on here? If so, here is one:


A young guy from Mississippi moves to Florida and goes to a big
> >> 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The
> >> Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
> >>
> >> The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi '
> >>
> >> Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start
> >> tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
> >>
> >> His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
> >> store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought
> >> something from you today?
> >>
> >> The kid says 'One.'
> >>
> >> The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers
> >> a day. How much was the sale for?'
> >>
> >> The kid says '$121,237.65.'
> >>
> >> The boss says '$121,237.65? What the hell did you sell?'
> >>
> >> The kid says,'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
> >> medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him
> > a
> >> new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
> >> said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat. So we
> >
> >> went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Boston
> >
> >> Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it,
> > so
> >> I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4
> >> Expedition.'
> >>
> >> The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold
> >> him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
> >>
> >> The kid said, 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
> >> and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'

If we can't have jokes............... disregard.

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