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North/South
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If you are from the northern states and are planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:
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The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses.
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The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.
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The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
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The North has double last names, The South has double first names.
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The North has Ted Kennedy, The South has Jesse Helms.
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The North has Indy car races, The South has stock car races.
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The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.
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The North has green salads, The South has collard greens.
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The North has lobsters, The South has crawdads.
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The North has the rust belt, The South has the Bible Belt.