Spur of the moment contest, right here on ninjette.org. I have 5 separate $10 coupons for use on
www.newenough.com /
www.motorcyclegear.com. I will award these gift certificates to the next 5 individual members on this site who make me laugh. That's it. You can not win more than one of 'em, no matter how funny you are.
BTW - it doesn't have to be a standalone joke, a humorous post on its own just may qualify. Heck, if it's a useful and humorous post, even better!
No, there is no time limit on this contest, but I'd be surprised if these last more than a day or two; we're a pretty comical bunch here...
Once you make me laugh, you have won the certificate, and it's then yours to do whatever you wish. If you have no need for it, you can certainly give it away in any manner you see fit either (but privately through PM's for the actual transfer, don't just post the code itself publicly).
Game on.