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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim an me went for mor amo an beer. B back latr. The dogs went aftr the maleman this mornin an messed him up real bad. I don think Killer took part, but it was hard to tel frum all the blud. Anywa, I lokked all for of 'em in the hous. Better wate out here. Be rite bak.
Cooter
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2009 KLE650 LSL bars, Full Muzzy PC-V
1995 900SS/CR mildly modified
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