A chemist walks into his store to see a pale man leaning against the wall.
He asks the shop assistant what's wrong with the guy.
The assistant replies "He came in to get something for his cough. I couldn't find any cough syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative instead."
"You idiot!" replies the owner, "You can't cure a cough with laxative!"
The assistant replied, "Of course you can. Look at him.... he's too bloody scared to cough now!"
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