[Mountain Dew]

I once put a large burrito from Taco Bell in the hidden pocket of my jacket. That didn't end well because I forgot it was there and somehow squished it. Luckily it was in a wrapper and bag. Another time I brought home the 10 taco deal, also from Taco Bell. I put the bad on a handlebar. That didn't end well either because I went full lock right and crushed all the tacos. The most recent was forgetting I had my bike, and getting a full plate from Panda Express. I ended up putting that in my backpack and laying it flat across my tank and looping the straps around my handlebars. As you might guess, that didn't end well either. I took a corner too sharp and the bag slid to the left of my tank and spilled all the sauce into my bag.