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BlueTyke · April 13th, 2009, 10:08 AM

Just read this one -

Don't have a pickup line, but here's a ploy I heard from a comedian long, long ago:

Walk into a bar with a motorcycle helmet, slam it down on the table and order a scotch. Wait 'til a girl asks about your bike (chicks dig motorcycles). It's good to have specs memorized for this part. Finish your drink, offer her a ride on your bike. Go outside, quickly scan for an empty parking spot. Nonchalantly walk towards the spot, keeping your focus on the girl. When you reach the spot, stop, drop the helmet, drop to your knees and scream, "MY BIKE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!"

She'll spend the rest of the night consoling you... Hopefully.

And I thought this one was pretty good:

While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet:

"I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

April 13th, 2009, 10:08 AM	#85
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Just read this one - Don't have a pickup line, but here's a ploy I heard from a comedian long, long ago: Walk into a bar with a motorcycle helmet, slam it down on the table and order a scotch. Wait 'til a girl asks about your bike (chicks dig motorcycles). It's good to have specs memorized for this part. Finish your drink, offer her a ride on your bike. Go outside, quickly scan for an empty parking spot. Nonchalantly walk towards the spot, keeping your focus on the girl. When you reach the spot, stop, drop the helmet, drop to your knees and scream, "MY BIKE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!" She'll spend the rest of the night consoling you... Hopefully. And I thought this one was pretty good: While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet: "I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.