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First street bike was a Yamaha 1967 100, only thing I could afford when I was sixteen and it was an old bike at the time. Doubling a friend a cop pulls me over.
Cop: Does that have insurance
Me: show him the pinks, produce all documents
Cop: Sorry, I really didn't think you had insurance on the thing
we got into a great conversation about bikes after that.
Many times did I hear the lawn mower analogy (but it was close to the truth), but I didn't care as I had two wheels under me.
Funny: Hey, you make that R1 look like a 750, lol.
Weird: Guy gives me the thumbs up, then shows me his nipple. Thats just wrong showing another guy your nipple. (Jiggles, your just weird)
Sarcasm: That must be fast? Nope it just looks kewl!
Honda 450, I traded for dirt bike. The person freshly rebuilt it and forgot to put the piston clips back in. Month later sitting at intersections I heard.
"Hey what's the oil mileage on that?"
"I think your bikes on fire!"
"Mind turning it off", at that point I rebuilt it.
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