I laughed.
Even if you didn't notice it was an Onion story, it's written as if they died before the wheels hit the pavement and it just took a few moments for the "death" to kick in.. Especially the sentence about the brother.
In my mind, I pictured a Christine like motorcycle evilly killing anybody who touched it, and the sales man making a killing reselling it over and over. lol
(maybe i should see a therapist)
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