[questionable joke hijack]
I like the subject line of this thread. Reminds me of a joke....
A penguin is driving along when his engine quits. He calls AAA, then settles back and passes the time by eating the lunch he packed, which is a fish sandwich.
The mechanic arrives while the penguin is still eating and goes to work under the hood. Within a few moments he calls the penguin over and says "Well, there's your problem. You've blown a seal."
The penguin hurriedly wipes off his beak and says "Oh, no, that was just tartar sauce."
[/questionable joke hijack]
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