Basking in the sun
Short story:
Not long ago I only had 2 pairs of shorts that fit. I've had them for years and they were full of holes. I refused to let them go ($$ for bike parts MUCH more important than buying new clothes).
So there I am at a stop light and I feel something kind of hard on my man parts.
I look down and there is the head of my penis, basking in the sun just like a turtle on a log, laying on my gas tank. I have to stand all the way up to tuck it back where it belongs. I don't know how long this went on for, but I can honestly say I haven't worn those pants since.
I cannot confirm whether or not I was the subject of someone's instagram or facebook.
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Last futzed with by FvnnyL3tt3r1ng; February 9th, 2014 at 05:58 PM.
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