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Wow, I am so late to the party.. so what happened? What does "ji" stand for in some obscure alien language? i could figure out next to nothing:
A gent was riding a motorbike to the office in the rain, at a brisk rate of speed. The speed was needed to get to the office sooner, as well as to protect his $2K Asus laptop from the rain by the virtue of creating strong turbulent airflow around his backpack, to divert the raindrops from their intended path.
Another gent, of absent-minded nature, materialized from a parallel universe on the same roadway, in some sort of a pickup truck, and performed a brisk maneuver, known colloquially as "cutting off", which was bound to cause material damage and body injury to the rider and his machine. The rider tried to alert the absent minded driver to his presence, by activating his feeble horn, to no avail. The rider then took evasive action by a tad of swerving, braking, sliding, and a waterfall of emergency communication with his deity of choice. As result, the rider was able to avoid contact with the above truck or the truck's tires, with a whole inch to spare. Consecutively, the rider proceeded to remove glass from the truck's window, raise his finger to heaven, and to cordially advise the absent minded driver that he (the rider) got on that particular roadway, in the rain, for the purposes of short business trip, and not with intentions of an elaborate journey into the afterlife.
The driver acquiesced, and both gents parted into their own universes, presumably one wiser and the other one more religious and wishful for more tangible means of communication.
Wow, sounds like fun. Around here, this kind of fun happens almost daily... well, except for the rain part.
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