[Fifthwheelman]

So I forgot what I was doing today, heading to the bank and forgot a parking lot turn remembered a curb turned right and grabbed the front brake as though I wished to convey a sense of masculinity with my grip. The result a gentle fall onto right side at near stopped speeds. This makes me sad but on the plus side I now know for certain why you are supposed to be gentle with the front brake.

Damage report: right fairing??? Possibley more scratches than before hard to say did not memorize them all. (I’m 4th owner)

Right muffler, again scratches but not sure who added them all.

Windshield, broken in half (not sure how)

Ego, severely bruised.

Gear worn. Carhart coveralls (it’s cold)
Steel toe work boots.
Armored gloves.
Puffy jacket under armored motorcycle jacket.
Full helmet.
No damage to gear or clothing.