Danica wins the Indy 500
I have always been a huge fan of Danica and her winning the Indy 500 is as good as Jr. winning the Daytona 500 the year after his dad died there.
Marketing is where the money is at and Danica is starting a new #MeToo movement with the win. Every little girl in the world (that speaks English or broken English) is going to be into racing now. The streets will be flooded with whos your daddy wannabes.
Unfortunately, the last hurrah will leave Danica missing getting rear ended. Anyway, what ever her new career will be, whether porn or fading in to history I want her to know the there will be girls longing for the bump in the rear you can only get in a car.
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