[Jiggles]

So I'm riding home and come up to a light and I see a cop car so I do what I always do when I see a cop, ride like I normally would. I lane split past him and he shined his light on me and then turned on his siren. I pulled over and he gets out and tells me I almost side swiped his car. I told him I was just lane sharing and I wasn't close to hitting his car. He said I was 3 inches away from hitting his mirror (lol?). Then he says I'll bet you're one of those guys that does wheelies on the highway . He then says what would you have done if I decided to change lanes? And I told him if he did he would have hit the car next to him.

He then asks me if I had ever fallen and when I told him I hadn't he said it's going to happen one day and I'll end up with a broken leg. When he went back to his patrol car I just laughed and rode away.