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GAU-8 · October 11th, 2019, 05:16 AM

Gas light was on, first thing this morning. So I pulled my cage up to the local gas station I frequent. After pumping gas for about 20 or 30 seconds, i had the strong urge to vomit. Like a warm, heavy blanket, of congealed doom was draped over me.

It was the gas. It was BAAAAAAAD. Smelled like a field of half full motorcycle tanks, and carbs sitting for 30 years, suddenly opened up all at once. In my head I imigined a glaze of gloppy, sloppy, pre-jelled petrol, convulsively heaving through the nozzle. ( not that it really was, but I dare not look at it.)

Glad it went to into my Hyundai ( that thing could probably run off of melted tongue, and stomach acid, if needed). Had it been one of the ninjas, i would have called in to work, and take a sick day to rebuild some carbs. ;D

I have never smelled bad gas, THAT overpowering. Like a skunk accidentally sprayed itself, then crawled up another skunks #$$ and died.

Uff..

October 11th, 2019, 05:16 AM	#1
GAU-8 Socially inept. Yet FUN! Name: C Location: Houston Tx Join Date: Oct 2015 Motorcycle(s): Current machines- 1992 SECA II 600, 2006 Ninja 250, 2008 Ninja 250 Posts: 231	Skip the varnish middle man! Get it at the pump! Gas light was on, first thing this morning. So I pulled my cage up to the local gas station I frequent. After pumping gas for about 20 or 30 seconds, i had the strong urge to vomit. Like a warm, heavy blanket, of congealed doom was draped over me. It was the gas. It was BAAAAAAAD. Smelled like a field of half full motorcycle tanks, and carbs sitting for 30 years, suddenly opened up all at once. In my head I imigined a glaze of gloppy, sloppy, pre-jelled petrol, convulsively heaving through the nozzle. ( not that it really was, but I dare not look at it.) Glad it went to into my Hyundai ( that thing could probably run off of melted tongue, and stomach acid, if needed). Had it been one of the ninjas, i would have called in to work, and take a sick day to rebuild some carbs. ;D I have never smelled bad gas, THAT overpowering. Like a skunk accidentally sprayed itself, then crawled up another skunks #$$ and died. Uff..