Here are a few of my favorites:
"Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment"
-Unknown
"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
-Augusten Burroughs
"Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows."
-David T. Wolf
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
-Douglas Adams
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
-Lynda Barry
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