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CC Cowboy · December 31st, 2015, 06:57 PM

Come on, this one is easy, Chris has to win. He only has 3 fingers on one hand and 7 on the other. He is missing one foot (in height). He has an IQ of 30 but still can put together a four word sentence. He is blind in one eye and can see out of the other. He has 34 illegitimate children (like everyone else in Kentucky). He lives in a shed without a roof, bathroom, or windows. He is covered in gang tatoos he can't read. But, put him on a motorcycle and he is a wizard. He is so fast, smooth, and talented that all the other kids in kindergarten won't even challenge him on the playground. I can only wish to have his ability to BS people into liking him, believing him, and wanting to be him.

You go Chris (down to the right ).

December 31st, 2015, 06:57 PM	#9
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	Come on, this one is easy, Chris has to win. He only has 3 fingers on one hand and 7 on the other. He is missing one foot (in height). He has an IQ of 30 but still can put together a four word sentence. He is blind in one eye and can see out of the other. He has 34 illegitimate children (like everyone else in Kentucky). He lives in a shed without a roof, bathroom, or windows. He is covered in gang tatoos he can't read. But, put him on a motorcycle and he is a wizard. He is so fast, smooth, and talented that all the other kids in kindergarten won't even challenge him on the playground. I can only wish to have his ability to BS people into liking him, believing him, and wanting to be him. You go Chris (down to the right ). __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough! Last futzed with by CC Cowboy; January 1st, 2016 at 04:27 PM.
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