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Bill was visiting his friend Mack who recently got back home from surgery on his arm. He was hopped up on pain meds and watching tv from his lazboy. Bill felt really bad and wanted to do something to help. Mack kept saying no, but Bill insisted. Finally, Mack gave in and said, "Fine. You can get my slippers from upstairs. I think I left em in the bathroom".
Bill went upstairs and got to the bathroom. It wasn't closed all the way so he just walked in. To his surprise Mack's daughters were both in there, naked.
"What are you doing!?" One of em yelled
"Your dad sent me up here to **** you guys" Bill said
"Nuh uh!" Said one
"Prove it!" Demanded the other
Bill turned to the hallway and yelled downstairs. "Hey Mack! Both of them?"
Mack yelled back, "Of course both! What's the point in ****ing one of em?"
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