Errr... none of the above haha! Just got fed up trying to find a username that wasn't already taken... and for some reason thought of something you don't see nowadays... prob showing my age here, but when I was a kid (before someone invented the pooper scooper or poo bags!), you could nearly always see white dog poo on a grass verge somewhere where it had been left to go mouldy!!! Luckily, quite a rare find today!
