[ninjabrewer]

The Hillbilly
> >
> >After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an
> >old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the
> >stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen
> >one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How
> >about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture',
> >but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't like his father.
> >So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the
> >fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get
> >suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her
> >husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
> >As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly woman
> >he's runnin' around with."