[ninjabrewer]

> A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
> 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially'
> and 'realistically'?'
>
> The father thought for a moment, then answered,
> 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad
> Pitt for a million dollars.
>
> Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
> Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother
> if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
> Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
>
> So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would
> you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
>
> The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
> really use that money to fix up the house and send
> you kids to a great University!'
>
> The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would
> you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
>
> The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
> would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
>
> The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would
> you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
>
> 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a
> million bucks would buy?'
>
> The boy pondered the answers for a few days and
> then went back to his dad.
>
> His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
> between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied,
> 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .
>
> But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.