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Old August 8th, 2018, 04:34 AM   #2
adouglas
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Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009

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MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13
If elected, I shall faithfully carry out the duties of this esteemed office
...provided they do not require any involvement on my part.

I have a strong platform
...constructed from 2x12 pressure-treated joists cross-braced and spaced 16 inches on center, topped by Trex® pre-colored decking material made from recycled plastic for sustainability and long life.

I will serve with distinction
...tea and biscuits each afternoon.

I shall never waver in my commitment
...to do as little as possible at all times.

I promise to do what is right
...or at least not to blow anything up intentionally.

So VOTE FOR ME
...or anyone else on the ballot. We're all equally unqualified, really.
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