have you considered a movie career perhaps?
ya need to position yer body parts...the law of gravity has things rolling downhill and settling at the low point so plan accordingly. make some stops, stretch and unpack yer package/s...ya know..get the blood flowing...
(...on second thought...)
ANYWAY....pace yourself my friend. know you've got youth on your side but trust me, your nutz and buttz will appreciate it...!
next!