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If you tell your bike she's like your own personal brand of heroin.
If you have a leather jacket with patches of skulls, daggers, and dying children on it.
If your paraplegic + You invented a way to ride a two wheeled vehicle without the use of legs.
And you might be a motorcyclist if:
If while stopped at a traffic light, you drive your car forward and reverse several times in order to get the darn light to change to green.
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