Wow, an actual picture of Kelly! You know, you look exactly like I imagined after seeing your video of your ride to work. You can really get a lot of info on how big a person is by how much they flick that camera around. It was obvious you were in good shape by the way you manhandled your bike through some of those turns.
I loved that " wouldn't move back to Oahu if you paid me" statement. How do you think that sounds to someone living in Jersey?!! Even Oahu would be paradise to them.
Your long list of past bikes explains why you're so proficient at concocting those great DIYs you come up with. You've probably done as much wrenching as you have riding since turning 16. I look forward to your future contributions K-man. You're a great font of knowledge to have around.