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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS
What's for dinner?
SAFER
Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST
Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS
Are you wearing that?
SAFER
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST
WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS
What are you so worked up about?
SAFER
I understand.
SAFEST
Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS
Should you be eating that?
SAFER
Oh look, there are apples over there. They look tasty!
SAFEST
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS
What did you DO all day?
SAFER
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST
I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favoriteone :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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