[ninjabrewer]

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years,
> they had shared all kinds of activ ities and adventures. Lately, their
> activit ies had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play
> cards.
>
> One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said,
> 'Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time,
> but I just can't think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I
> can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.'
>
> Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and
> glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'