Why are married men heavier than single men?
Single men come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married men come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Death tugs at my ear and says, "Live, I am coming." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., poet, novelist, essayist, and physician (1809-1894)
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