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As I was sitting in the alley drinking beer, like king of the hill, and gluing my farring back together i got to piss off my first random.
guy pulls up: hey bro, you wana sell that?
me: sure for the right price (i was going to tack on at least another hundred to that price for calling me bro)
guy: yeah my boy wants something to ride for a month intill he learns how
right now i know that no way in hell will i give him this bike to trash but im buzzed and love poking bears so....
me: oh so you ride? what do you have?
guy: a gixer 1000....waited for me to be impressed...yeah im a big guy so you know. (he is about 180lb) how big is that thing?
me: about 31inches, so you don't even have to shift that, got chicken strips on it?
guy: naw bro it's stock, i ment the motor.
me: oh, that's much smaller, only about a foot and a half,
sadly he gave up and drove away at this point when i was just getting ready to tell him how cool chicken strips would make his bike look.
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