Alright so far we have:
1)
Valve core remover
2)
Tire irons
3) Dish soap + water instead of buying tire lube
4) Cut up milk jugs instead of buying rim protectors
5) C-clamp instead of buying bead breaker
6) Rear stand + floor jack + jack stands to prop the bike up like
http://www.dm.net/~bahwolf/co2004/front-off.jpg
Am I missing anything?