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Old August 27th, 2015, 03:37 PM   #8
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I have a theory. It might not be right, but it's kept me married for 29 years.

The Catholics have this concept called "Original Sin." Basically, you're a sinner even before you pop out of your mama's hoohah. Nothing you can do about it. You've always been a sinner, you'll always be a sinner, no matter what you do.

Being a husband is just like that. The moment you say "I do," you're wrong. You've always been wrong. You will always be wrong.

And whatever happens, it's your fault. The fact that it probably IS your fault -- since, you know, you're a guy, after all -- is beside the point.

The sooner you embrace this concept, the happier your marriage will be.
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