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Old September 12th, 2010, 10:55 PM   #178
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And now the totally absurd.

Were your parent's retarded?
Cause I think you're special.

Your pants are like a mirror.
Cause I can see see myself in them.

Your eyes are the prettiest color of windex.

Your not a cousin are you?

And finally..

You don't have a wrench on you, do you? Cause when I seen you from across the room, my nuts tightened.
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