And now the totally absurd.
Were your parent's retarded?
Cause I think you're special.
Your pants are like a mirror.
Cause I can see see myself in them.
Your eyes are the prettiest color of windex.
Your not a cousin are you?
And finally..
You don't have a wrench on you, do you? Cause when I seen you from across the room, my nuts tightened.
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