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Kev_ · October 21st, 2011, 02:42 AM

My all-time favourite two:

1)
Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: Gee, I don't know - how much?
Boy: Enough to break the ice... *wink*

2)
Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?

October 21st, 2011, 02:42 AM	#191
Kev_ ninjette.org newbie Name: Kevin Location: Wellington, New Zealand Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250r (Lime Green) Posts: 3	My all-time favourite two: 1) Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Girl: Gee, I don't know - how much? Boy: Enough to break the ice... wink 2) Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?