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Old October 21st, 2011, 08:12 AM   #193
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Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?



Awesome! I love this one, but maybe because I have a rather twisted sense of humor.

I was at a happy hour a few weeks ago and was joking with a cute coworker, offered to buy her a drink and she accepted. I just loudly shouted "bartender, I'll take a roofie colada" at no one really. A couple of my other coworkers busted out laughing b/c they got the Family Guy reference but she just smiled with that "ohhh yooouuuu guys" kind of smile.
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