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Lol nice....
This is the only one that comes to mind....
A guys talkin with his friend at the bar. He says to es friend, "I CANT BELEIVE IT MAN youll mever beleive what my girl called me last night."
"Whats that" said the mans friend"
"She called me a petophile!"
"Jeeze! Whad you say"
"I told er thats a pretty big f#%@ word for a twelve year old."
Lol I work with a mechanic at my dock. The guys not right in the head but he tells the funniest jokes. Hes a ball breaker too. Told me another one right after this he goes a petophiles walking into the woods with a little boy and the little boy goes, Im starting to get scared!...To wich the petophile responde your tellin me kid, I gotta walk outta here by myself.
Lol sorry if these offend anyone. I got a kick out of em
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