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Old January 2nd, 2014, 06:34 PM   #166
JohnnyBravo
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Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
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Vokdka??? Blasphemy

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Originally Posted by csmith12 View Post
On this list to try on New Years.

Here is an old KY fav.

Yak Juice or some be callin' it Yucca Juice. (Homemade hard lemonade)

1 750ml bottle of your fav Vodka (I use Sky, a cheaper vodka that still mixes well/tastes ok)
6 Lemons
1 Cup sugar

Mixin':
Git ya one dem der one gallin sun tea jugs (glass en', wit spout for best results )
Fill dat jug completely rite to the top wit crushed ice (runnin' da bags over wit da 4wheeler werks real good, don't fret duh, i wiped da deer blood and mud off da tires)
Be squeezin' in da juice of dem 6 lemins
Add da cuppa sugar
Dump dat hole bottle of vodka en'
Wrap da jug entirely with a towel and shake and shake and shake and shake (be makin' sure you be puttin' da lid back on first ya see..... )
You be dun shakin' when da towel dun when en freezed to the jug

Servin':
1 red solo cup dat ya filled up til it's bout halfed empty (1/2 full lol) (duz dat be make me on dem fancy optimists types? doc's still can't tell me whedder or not.)
Be dispensin' from da spout at da bottem of dat der jug

Ya'lls be careful wit dis one, cuz ya can't be tastin' da vodka, so you can drinks alot and den it hits ya. Unkle Darryl be runnin' round in his long johns if he done when and drunk too mucha dis stuff. Dat be after he wrecked dat new 4wheeler into de new out house.
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