Wow Kelly, you're a God-send my friend (and I cracked up at the title also)!
It's been forever since I've posted (kind of a long story), and I haven't ridden in such a long time. But the urge to ride took me to the garage to fire it up last night, but she had the common symptom: bike's been sitting and only running while choke fully open.
Came to the boards, and my first post in a year was pretty much going to be "Wahhhh, my bike's been sitting and now it won't idle!"
Thank you Kelly for your (never ending) diligence and patience w/ peeps like me! Can't believe that after a year you guys are still going at this as strongly as ever. Glad to be back and can't wait to catch up with some of y'all!
-Tony
xTKx