Got this made on Zazzle - it's just a door hanger. My area is full of kids who've apparently never seen a bike before and want to run up and touch her. Thought it'd be a nice, non-aggressive statement to keep kids and adults alike from messing with her.
The bike image is from Scramble Wars, which is basically like Wacky Races but for anime...
But yeah, basically this is my aesthetic in life. I'm not cool, I'm just a big dork with a bike. :P