Some fortune cookies I have collected over the years(some are good, most are silly):
"A healthy way of living is be good to your health."
"Action is the proper fruit of knowledge."
"You are not illiterate."
"You are almost there."
"A big fortune will descend upon you this year."
"Don't panic."
"Tastes like chicken."
"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you."
"Your fortune is as sweet as you."
"A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month."
"Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots."
"It's not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie."
"Your future looks bright."
"A smooth long journey! Great expectations!"
"Never argue with a fool."
"It could be better, but its good enough."
"Look around; happiness is trying to catch you."
"Here we go. 'Moo Shu Cereal' for breakfast with duck sauce."
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