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if elected, i will personally guarantee every member here is provided with a free large pint of beer. i'm calling it obeerma-care. of course you'll have to pay for it first, and then at the end of the year we'll give you a tax credit to make up for it. also... i know because of obeermacare you can no longer buy small, and so-called "light" beers. this is just a compromise we're going to have to make. the people of ninjette don't deserve sub-par beers. and we're going to make a mandate that these big-wig, hot-shot companies can't sell em! you don't like big-wig hotshot companies do you??? and don't worry. if elected i'll put the obeermacare signup on one of the old ninjette servers so it will all go nice and smoothly and there won't be any problems.
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